David Dunn
alias Dunny
Late of Ewood Park. Exiled from Birmingham.
- Deserting Blackburn for Birmingham, then strolling back to Ewood as if nothing had happened.
- Showing no mercy whatsoever to Burnley.
- Excessive swagger in a public place.
Two notorious villains of East Lancashire
The Accused
Chris Grimshaw
alias Grimmy, a known Claret
Late of Turf Moor. Also of Accrington Stanley.
- Wearing claret within sight of Blackburn.
- Crossing from Burnley to Accrington without papers.
- Accrington Stanley? Who are they? Exactly.
The Sentence
Both men will be clapped in the stocks on King Street and pelted with rotten veg by the good people of Whalley.
Buy a throw below, find the stocks, take aim. Every throw is a donation to East Lancashire Hospice, so the worse your aim, the more you should buy.
The stocks built by Sidney Hill, Esq., Carpenter and Fettler of Fine Gates, Old Stables, Whalley.
- When
- Pickwick Night, Sunday 29 November. The hour of sentence will be cried by the bellman. To be confirmed
- Where
- On King Street, just inside the North Bar by the War Memorial. To be confirmed
- Ammunition
- Soft veg only. No turnips.
- In aid of
- East Lancashire Hospice.
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